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So that's NINE releases with a total value of $150... but you can have them all for only $110!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 2025 New Release Bundle Includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eItchy-O \"SÖM SÂPTÂLAHN\"  Double LP\u003cbr\u003eDFMK \"Playa Nuclear\" LP \u003cbr\u003eRedshift \"Chaos As Planned\" LP\u003cbr\u003eDead Bob \"Some Bodies\/We Are The Humans\" 7\"\u003cbr\u003eMoms With Bangs \"Do What's Delicious\" 7\"\u003cbr\u003eVoodoo Five \"Moon Over Marin\" 7\"\u003cbr\u003eDead Pioneers \"Bad Indian\" 7\"\u003cbr\u003eJello Biafra \u0026amp; The Guantanamo School of Medicine \u0026amp; The November 3 \"Blunder Blubber\/IFAR\" 7\"\u003cbr\u003eAni Kyd Wolf \"The Last Steps Of Man-Un-Kind\" CD\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Holiday Bundles Will Ship December 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alternative Tentacles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54349443236129,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8940\/9569\/files\/2025_new_release_bundle.jpg?v=1793746900"},{"product_id":"the-mystery-bundle","title":"The Mystery Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry Krampus!!! Feeling lucky, punk? Have you been naughty or have you been nice? Want to try your luck? We have a special bundle for all of you out there who love surprises, The Mystery Bundle! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe will curate a special collection of goodies just for you. The value of this bundle is $95, but can spin the wheel for only $70\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Mystery Bundle Includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne mystery LP from our releases\u003cbr\u003eOne mystery distro LP (a release not from our label but we sell in our online store)\u003cbr\u003eOne mystery 7\" from our releases\u003cbr\u003eOne mystery CD from our releases\u003cbr\u003ePlus a mystery T-shirt OR poste\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Holiday Bundles Will Ship In December 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alternative Tentacles","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":54400636911905,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":54400636944673,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":54400636977441,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":54400637010209,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":54400637042977,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large","offer_id":54400637075745,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8940\/9569\/files\/The_mystery_bundle.jpg?v=1793747403"},{"product_id":"2026-patreon-bundle","title":"2026 Patreon Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry Krampus!!! We have a special bundle for all the naughty boys and girls! Feeling left out of all the fantastic limited editions available only to members of our Patreon? We have a special bundle for you, how about every limited Patreon release from this last year! Not only that but with this bundle you get them all for 25% off! So that's TWELVE releases with a total value of $330... but you can have them all for only $245!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 2026 Patreon Bundle Includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWheelchair Sports Camp \"oh imperfecta\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eNomeansno \"Sex Mad\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eLard \"The Last Temptation of Reid\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eReally Red \"Teaching You The Fear\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eKultur Shock \"House of Kultur\" LP\u003cbr\u003eKultur Shock \"House of Shock\" LP\u003cbr\u003eThe Schizophonics \"Burning Floor\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eCrisis Actor \"Limited Hangout\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition LP\u003cbr\u003eVic Bondi And His Issues \"s\/t\" Limited Orange Marble Edition EP\u003cbr\u003eArnocorps \"Big Noodle Energy\" Limited Patreon Artist Edition EP\u003cbr\u003eVoodoo Five \"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! 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