Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled

On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure.

Jello Biafra had this to say:

”I hopped out of my bed because I needed to pee, and my left leg just collapsed under me and I fell to the floor. I couldn’t even break the fall with my left arm because it wasn’t working either.  I tried to hop back up again, and I couldn’t. I realized I had “fallen and I can’t get up!”

It was this point I thought, “Oh shit, I’m having a stroke!”

I still have a lot of great stuff in me, but right now I gotta lotta rehabbing to do.” 

Jello Biafra is currently hospitalized but stable. He is not taking interviews at this time. Any and all further questions can be sent to press@alternativetentacles.com