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*This is a Pre-Order*
Artist(s): LARD
Title: The Last Temptation of Reid
Virus #: Virus-84
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*This is a Pre-Order*
UPDATE 6/15/26 - Good news at last! The newly remastered test pressing has been approved and is officially rolling into production at the pressing plant. After a long road, we're finally taking a huge step toward getting these records into your hands.
We know this project has taken far longer than anyone wanted, and we're incredibly grateful to everyone who has stuck with us. If you've moved since placing your pre-order, please email reid@alternativetentacles.com so we can update your shipping address before the records arrive.
And because you've all been so patient, we've got something extra to throw into the package: every copy of The Last Temptation of Reid will now include a bonus one-sided 12" black vinyl pressing of I AM YOUR CLOCK. No matter which color variant you ordered, you're getting the extra record.
Most importantly, we're not charging our current pre-order customers a penny more for it. No extra shipping. No surprise fees. Just a thank-you for hanging in there, believing in the project, and giving us the time to get it right.
The retail price has been adjusted accordingly for all new pre-orders going forward.
Thanks for sticking with us. The finish line is finally in sight.
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Ongoing project combines JELLO BIAFRA's vocals with the patented wall-of-noise and studio wizardry of Ministry founders. Praise the LARD!
This follow up to their debut EP "The Power Of Lard" includes a cover of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!", originally performed by Napoleon XIV. The album also includes the song "Forkboy" which was used on the Natural Born Killers soundtrack.
FUN FACT: "Reid" refers to Reid Hyams, who recorded the group's first EP, "The Power Of Lard", and co-owned Chicago Trax.
All variants include an additional 12" one sided black vinyl version of "I Am Your Clock"
"LARD taught me that industrial music can be fun" - Punknews.org
Available in:
Wide Release Edition: BLACK VINYL
Artist Edition: Swirl Green/Black - 500
Record Store Edition: Solid Green - 500* (this amount may change)
To obtain a copy of the Patreon only - Limited to 400 Edition Splatter - sign up at our Tentacle & Plague Tiers! More info: https://www.patreon.com/AlternativeTentaclesRecords
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